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35 Dirty Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through The Holidays
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Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas… Can I visit between the holidays? A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from. I made Santa say Ho Ho Ho. Watching Miracle on 34th Street makes me so santa-mental. The 4 stages of life: Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. To visit all the ho ho ho's. What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? Mary and Abby who?
Description:Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. He pimps his hos. Which Limp Bizkit song do elves listen to while building toys? What does one ho plus two ho make? Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? What do you call Santa's helpers?
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