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Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas… Can I visit between the holidays? A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from. I made Santa say Ho Ho Ho. Watching Miracle on 34th Street makes me so santa-mental. The 4 stages of life: Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. To visit all the ho ho ho's. What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? Mary and Abby who?
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